Manmohan Singh

Subject : U taking U turn on nUclear pact.

Dear Mannu,

Its after long time that I am writing anything to you, if I forget the marks I scored in last semester mathematics examination then its probably after 21 years(I scored poorly in Maths). Mannu, I have always liked the way you take things when they come at you, with extreme modesty. Probably due to coalition politics, you have been forced to take u turns after u turns, and for a JATT I know, it must be a real hard thing to do. Mannu if there are 100 things on which we can mutually agree then one of them would be that you are not good in politics. Like a peacock blooming in rain, you bloom when it comes to economics. N-pact or no N-pact, I will allways be with you.

Mannu, but why do you call, Madam, Madamji and not Soniaji. I personally dont have any problem with it, but at least in a nation where Prime Minister is the real boss, we would like a PM who is the BOSS.

Coming back on the N-Pact or should I call it U-pact, because the number of times you have taken U’s I have forgot the N before U to make it NUclear pact. Tell me one thing honestly, I will keep it to myself, Are you truly sure that N/U Pact is good for nation or not. And if you are nodding in Yes then where is your conviction gone, my parents have always told me, conviction comes from truth. If you are convinced then I am convinced though at the back of my mind I know more than N/U pact is going to help our country it will help those companies who are going to supply us with the required materials. And one more thing which I would like to put straight, the books you are reading now a days are not good( i am not talking of the latest Playboys) but books on energy. Nuclear energy in no way can be the complete solution to our energy needs so stop selling that N/U deal to us in that way. Saying that me and my friends also know that it nuclear energy is required for us.

MannU, I am expecting a quick reply on my final question, What is more important to you? India or 7 Race Course? Till then I am hoping for more news without U’s

Yours Truly

Kax

Andrew Symonds

Subject: You being compared to monkey.

Dear Andrew,

I will come straight to point, you are as big as a Gorilla standing tall, and when we see your cricket shots then we feel that your power is also comparable to that mighty ape. You and your team also performed pretty well( we lost 2-4), and you were awarded Man of the series for your consistent performance. Congratulations for all this and good wishes for your future. But there is one speck which bothered your team a lot, you and your team used a very strong word for it, RACIST. Symonds we are sorry if you felt bad, but I would like to tell you that there is no need to feel that way. You are acting like a small kid if you are feeling bad. You really look like monkey a few times, but you are not alone, we the Indians also see Sresanth as one. After all we all are decedents from monkeys. If it has to do least with one thing then it would be with your RACE. All it has to do is with you appearance, go man, stand in front of a mirror, you will see one. But there is nothing bad in it. We the Indians even pray a Monkey, Hanumaan for your information, tall, strong and mighty, but with much more calmness than what you have. You can come hard on our team when they visit you in future, it wont matter much to us, because we know that we also look like monkeys, some players even look like toads.

I would also like to draw some light on a fact that every human face have some similarities with some animal or other, after all we all are decedent from on micro-organism. I would tell you something on a personal note, sometimes my family members taunt me as a GOAT, does it have to do anything with my RACE…you, Andrew, you and your whole team called a world class bowler, Pigeon…do you remember his other name? Was that to do anything with his race? Absolutely not…it was all about his appearance, and thats it.

Now let me tell you what Racism is. If you see, “Dogs and Australian Aborigines are not allowed” anywhere in world, even in India, then thats Racism…and if you see something like that in India, tell me, I will be the first person standing up for you. Indeed Indian supporters didn’t supported you, but were they meant to do so, even after you said few nasty things about their players, and after seeing you jumping and taking every ball that came to your way, and after you walking to every player when and saying few things which only you, that player and God knows, I dont think so…so they gave you booos.

On the last note I would like to tell you two things, one, it is only the fruit laden tree that is pelted and other forget this racism thing you are a big boy, and please get your hairs clean.

Yours Truly

Kax

Readers : Introsuction

This is just the beginning of a very common process. The thing is, I have reinvented the wheel and I will force the people I know to use it more often than there very common and nearly perfect piece. You see, letters for editors and others in news papers, so called open letters. But are they open…no, they are not. You can not comment on letters, for that you have to write a letter which nobody will publish. Daily, we see lot of idiotic things happening and rarely we see that some thing good happens but as I am a lazy person, I will not publish on some one else’s paper. I am cynical person, who will prefer publishing letters on my own paper, but I dint had money to do so….so I made a blog…where you will letters for every one…if you wish it can be for you too…But… I am lazy and Busy…so it might take some time.

I think this bit of introsuction was good enough for you all…