Dear, Sachin
Sachin, unlike my other letters this is going to be a very short letter.
Its simple…Keep on playing like you are. I have no problem if you get out in 90’s if India is winning. Hey like I always do…Advice…here is one for you…stop reading newspaper. Why…? I know you are smiling…I know mate…Because they are not publishing my letters, and then they dont have anything worth reading to print.
Ciao
Kax
Subject: You being compared to monkey.
Dear Andrew,
I will come straight to point, you are as big as a Gorilla standing tall, and when we see your cricket shots then we feel that your power is also comparable to that mighty ape. You and your team also performed pretty well( we lost 2-4), and you were awarded Man of the series for your consistent performance. Congratulations for all this and good wishes for your future. But there is one speck which bothered your team a lot, you and your team used a very strong word for it, RACIST. Symonds we are sorry if you felt bad, but I would like to tell you that there is no need to feel that way. You are acting like a small kid if you are feeling bad. You really look like monkey a few times, but you are not alone, we the Indians also see Sresanth as one. After all we all are decedents from monkeys. If it has to do least with one thing then it would be with your RACE. All it has to do is with you appearance, go man, stand in front of a mirror, you will see one. But there is nothing bad in it. We the Indians even pray a Monkey, Hanumaan for your information, tall, strong and mighty, but with much more calmness than what you have. You can come hard on our team when they visit you in future, it wont matter much to us, because we know that we also look like monkeys, some players even look like toads.
I would also like to draw some light on a fact that every human face have some similarities with some animal or other, after all we all are decedent from on micro-organism. I would tell you something on a personal note, sometimes my family members taunt me as a GOAT, does it have to do anything with my RACE…you, Andrew, you and your whole team called a world class bowler, Pigeon…do you remember his other name? Was that to do anything with his race? Absolutely not…it was all about his appearance, and thats it.
Now let me tell you what Racism is. If you see, “Dogs and Australian Aborigines are not allowed” anywhere in world, even in India, then thats Racism…and if you see something like that in India, tell me, I will be the first person standing up for you. Indeed Indian supporters didn’t supported you, but were they meant to do so, even after you said few nasty things about their players, and after seeing you jumping and taking every ball that came to your way, and after you walking to every player when and saying few things which only you, that player and God knows, I dont think so…so they gave you booos.
On the last note I would like to tell you two things, one, it is only the fruit laden tree that is pelted and other forget this racism thing you are a big boy, and please get your hairs clean.
Yours Truly
Kax
